How To Photograph A New Puppy

  1. Remove film from box and load camera
  2. Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash
  3. Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle
  4. Choose a suitable background for photo
  5. Mount camera on tripod and focus
  6. Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth
  7. Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera
  8. Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees
  9. Focus with one hand and fend off puppy with other hand
  10. Get tissue and clean nose print from lens
  11. Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy's nose
  12. Put magazines back on coffee table
  13. Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your head
  14. Replace your glasses and check camera for damage
  15. Jump up in time to grab puppy by scruff of neck and say,
    "No, outside! No, outside!!
  16. Call spouse to clean up mess
  17. Fix a drink
  18. Sit back in Lazy Boy with drink and resolve to teach puppy "sit" and "stay" the first thing in the morning

TYPICAL WOODHAVEN PUPPIES

2002 Annual Woody Puppy Reunion
2003 Annual Woody Puppy Reunion
2004 Annual Woody Puppy Reunion

murphy puppy murphy as a puppy yellow murphy puppy
Bailey
(Murphy pup)
Murphy
(Robin pup)
Kozzy
(Murphy pup)
pebbles w/bird
yellow boomer puppy
pebbles w/pigeon
Pebbles 6 weeks
(Boomer pup)
Rodney
(Boomer pup)
Pebbles 6 weeks
(Boomer pup)
black robin pup
black boomer pup
robin laying w/pup
Tillie 8 weeks
(Robin pup)
Pebbles 9 weeks
(Boomer pup)
Robin with
2 week pup
black boomer pup
pebs w/pheasant
pups w/owner & bird
Pebbles 16 months
(Boomer pup)
Pebbles 16 months
pheasant hunt
(Boomer pup)
Mona & Maggie
11 months
first pheasant hunt
(Boomer pups)
Yellow pup with makeup
yellow male
black pup with boot
Tammy Faye
5 weeks
(Kelly pup)
Dieter
(Boomer pup)
Tally
(Boomer pup)
yellow male in a gateway 2000 box
black male pup
black female pup
Finn
(Boomer pup)
Grady with his
big brother Gus
(Murphy pup)
Woody
(Murphy pup)


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