How To Photograph A New Puppy

1. Remove film from box and load camera
2. Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash
3. Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle
4. Choose a suitable background for photo
5. Mount camera on tripod and focus
6. Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth
7. Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera
8. Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees
9. Focus with one hand and fend off puppy with other hand
10. Get tissue and clean nose print from lens
11. Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy's nose
12. Put magazines back on coffee table
13. Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your head
14. Replace your glasses and check camera for damage
15. Jump up in time to grab puppy by scruff of neck and say,
    "No, outside! No, outside!!
16. Call spouse to clean up mess
17. Fix a drink
18. Sit back in Lazy Boy with drink and resolve to teach puppy "sit" and "stay" the first thing in the morning

Bailey (Murphy pup)	Murphy (Robin pup)	Kozzy (Murphy pup)
Pebbles 6 weeks (Boomer pup)	Rodney (Boomer pup)	Pebbles 6 weeks (Boomer pup)
Tillie 8 weeks (Robin pup)	Pebbles 9 weeks (Boomer pup)	Robin with 2 week pup
Pebbles 16 months (Boomer pup)	Pebbles 16 months pheasant hunt (Boomer pup)	Mona & Maggie 11 months first pheasant hunt (Boomer pups)
Tammy Faye 5 weeks (Kelly pup)	Dieter (Boomer pup)	Tally (Boomer pup)
Finn (Boomer pup)	Grady with his big brother Gus (Murphy pup)	Woody (Murphy pup)