THE MIRACLE OF BIRTH VIDEO TAPE
ANNOUNCING "THE MIRACLE OF BIRTH" VIDEOTAPE Intended for all those
who want to breed little Fluffy in order to let their children experience the
"miracle" of birth, this real-time video tape set can either substitute for home
breeding or guide you in making the most of your breeding decision.
And, as an extra added
- Experience the
joys of seeing a live puppy pop effortlessly from its mother's body and see
her consume the bloody afterbirth! (Most children will squeal with delight
when seeing this for the first time - many will make a life-long commitment
to celibacy then and there.)
- Enjoy watching
the frantic efforts of a breeder trying to resuscitate a still-born puppy.
- See the hilarious
actions of a bitch who searches for the puppy she thinks she just dropped
but which was quickly tossed into the wastebasket because it was only a blackened,
- Reserve a full
36 hours to see the entire set of tapes in one sitting to really share the
drama, boredom, and exhaustion of the breeder as she labors to help her struggling
bitch in extended labor.
- Watch as a breeder
tries to recruit several helpers to carry her dying bitch to the car for transport
to the nearest animal hospital in a futile attempt at saving the beloved family
pet. (Seeing the children crying and asking what is happening is half the
- Follow the fun
as a breeder and their spouse alternate duties during a full week of 4-hour
bottle feedings with a fading puppy while also trying to keep 13 others dry
The second half of
the same bonus tape shows the chagrin of a backyard breeder who was tracked down
from her telephone number which was all she ever gave out. This wonderful person
would arrange to meet people at local shopping malls where she handed over her
4-5 week-old puppies for $120 each! We were all amazed to find that those 20 puppies
she was selling each year all came from the same single bitch and dog.
- Laugh with us
at the madcap antics of a typical shelter worker as she accepts new animals
while keeping a straight face as mom and dad assure little Kevin that the
nice lady will take VERY GOOD care of 8-year floppy. Enjoy the thrills as
she later shoves unwanted puppies and adult dogs into a gas chamber as she
chokes back tears and goes home to try and explain to her children just what
she does at work!
- And, for a limited
time only, we will include free of charge the video tape of a recent arrest
made by the local animal control officer who discovered that someone had falsely
declared his male dogs neutered (to save on license fees) and when discovered
was planning to do the job himself at home!
Yes, if you, or
a friend, are considering breeding Fluffy to show children the "miracle" of
birth, be sure to get this video and show them the miracle of death at the same
We have high hopes
for this video, following as it does on the tremendous success of our first
effort: "Doit yourself home vasectomy, featuring George "squeaky" Baker," and
its sequel, "Doit yourself home explosives mixing, by Bob "lefty" Anderson."
Special to the
first five purchasers, one frozen still-born puppy - just wait until you take
it home and see how the kids' eyes light up as the pup thaws!!
John A. McCormick, President and CEO, Nocturnal Aviation Videos.
distribution of this advertisement in its entirety strongly encouraged.
or postal orders NOT accepted, this tape is sold ONLY in person because I REALLY
want to meet you.
So, have you gotten